how do you get a nice body without moving
Planks
Wall sits
Yoga poses
Goddammit fitblrs
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I love these paintings.
Fucking love them
tHESE ARE PAINTINGS????
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i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?”
whatever bitch the flute is lame as fuck anyway
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Pharmacologically dilated pupil
The medication I’m on makes my pupils dilate this big sometimes it’s fun fun fun
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so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.”
She’s done a lot of flying in her day.
A LOT OF FLYING
FLYING
OH SNAP
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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
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