May 2013
titaniumbutt:
you may be the
but i am the
iwishihadafather:
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
renkos:
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
laughingnancy:
i dont understand how my room can be so messy even though i’m on the computer like 24/7
andrewhussiesbosom:
amporacronus:
andrewhussiesbosom:
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
jaseherondale:
childrapist666:
edwad:
jaseherondale:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
